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Finally we all know America is in a recession. So I came up with some ways to jump-start the American economy. Which do you think will work the best?

A) Lower interest rates while simultaneously cutting taxes.
B) Sell Nebraska and Iowa to Russia.
C) Start an enormous British pound counterfeit and laundering facility in a secret location in the middle of the country.
D) Sell all of our cats to china.
Or E) Buy Canada on an illegal bid on eBay and sell it to New Zealand at "half-price."

If you think none of these will work, please recommend your own economic jump-start method.