Thursday, May 29, 2008

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Action 275

Would you rather be a fully mature Maple tree or a large patch of poison ivy?

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Action 274

What would it take for you to buy sushi on a nude beach from a nude man selling it from a fanny pack?

Monday, May 5, 2008

Action 273

Finally we all know America is in a recession. So I came up with some ways to jump-start the American economy. Which do you think will work the best?

A) Lower interest rates while simultaneously cutting taxes.
B) Sell Nebraska and Iowa to Russia.
C) Start an enormous British pound counterfeit and laundering facility in a secret location in the middle of the country.
D) Sell all of our cats to china.
Or E) Buy Canada on an illegal bid on eBay and sell it to New Zealand at "half-price."

If you think none of these will work, please recommend your own economic jump-start method.

Sunday, May 4, 2008