Question 283

What was the last free thing you received or took?

Question 282

What is your DJ name?

Question 281

What is the last thing you physically wrote?

Question 280

Who would be your voice for your autobiography on tape?

Question 279

What's something you laughed at today?

Question 278

What was the last thing that punctured your skin?

Action 277

What two numbers do you think look best together?

Action 276

What's so weird about Weird Al Yankovic!

Action 275

Would you rather be a fully mature Maple tree or a large patch of poison ivy?

Action 274

What would it take for you to buy sushi on a nude beach from a nude man selling it from a fanny pack?

Action 273

Finally we all know America is in a recession. So I came up with some ways to jump-start the American economy. Which do you think will work the best?

A) Lower interest rates while simultaneously cutting taxes.
B) Sell Nebraska and Iowa to Russia.
C) Start an enormous British pound counterfeit and laundering facility in a secret location in the middle of the country.
D) Sell all of our cats to china.
Or E) Buy Canada on an illegal bid on eBay and sell it to New Zealand at "half-price."

If you think none of these will work, please recommend your own economic jump-start method.

Action 272

What was the last thing you returned?