The Center for Improved Living - Questions

What was the last free thing you received or took?

What is your DJ name?

What is the last thing you physically wrote?

Who would be your voice for your autobiography on tape?

What's something you laughed at today?

What was the last thing that punctured your skin?

What two numbers do you think look best together?

What's so weird about Weird Al Yankovic!

Would you rather be a fully mature Maple tree or a large patch of poison ivy?

What would it take for you to buy sushi on a nude beach from a nude man selling it from a fanny pack?

Finally we all know America is in a recession. So I came up with some ways to jump-start the American economy. Which do you think will wor...

What was the last thing you returned?

What was the first concert you attended?

If there were no repercussions, how many of your friends would you have sex with?

If you were a ghost, who would you haunt?

If you were a lumberjack, what would be the name of your saw?

Should serving bad mayonnaise at a restaurant be considered a misdemeanor?

Would you date yourself?

What do you find interesting at this very moment?

What would you do if you woke up and found out that you had been transformed into a famous sportscaster while you were sleeping?

When do you question yourself most?

What's a recent weakness of yours?

Which state best represents America?

What's that noise?

If you could have an eleventh finger, where would you put it?

What was the last thing you loaned out and never got back?

What one thing do you wear the most?

When was the last time you used a pay phone?

Let's create a story together. Only read what the person before you wrote, then add to that. After you've made your contribution, ...

Go and clap for someone doing some mundane task around you. Just cheer em on! For example, that lady over there getting her coffee, stand ...

After reading this, go to the nearest wall, face it, get as close as you want and stay there as long as you like. STOP ...don't read on...

If you had to design a logo for yourself, what would it look like?

What's the scariest thing you've imagined under your bed?

What two words do you want to see together right now?

Tell us a short short story.

What did you have for lunch today?

When I say "Celebration," what's the first thing you think of?

I hate to be a _____________, but could you _____________. (fill in the blanks with one word or several words)

Hi All! I hate to do this, but there is just no other way. I have a show coming up at the Hayward Gallery in London. It is a talkshow loos...

What was the very last thing you learned?

What's the craziest thing you want to do today, but probably won't.

What was the last thing you really messed up on?

Who was the last "unexpected" visitor in one of your recent dreams?

Invent a premise for a new game show.

What was the last thing you bought in bulk?