Question 297

if all of the sudden you knew everything in the entire world, what would be the first thing you would do?

Question 296

What's a really impractical thing setting near you right now?

Question 295

Who would you like to follow for a day?

Question 294

If you could be in any movie, which movie would you be in?
(note: you don't even have to play a part, you could just be hanging out)

Question 293

Under what circumstances did you last vomit?

Question 292

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? If so, please explain.

Question 291

When was the last time you ate a Fig Newton?

Question 290

What do you imagine death to be like?

Question 289

If you had a secret society, what would be your initation ritual?

Bad Blogger

Hi All,

I wanted to apologize for being such a slacker with this blog as of late. I have been busy with my latest project, The Signature Series. For this, I signed my name on a US map and then drove that route. Along the way I "improved" 19 towns that fell along my signature's path. These "improvements" include starting an Anonymous Semi-Nudist Colony in Nampa, Idaho and burying an entire town's problems in Craig, Colorado.

Currently, 8 out of 20 episodes are on crackle.com, and new episodes are released every Tuesday and Friday. You can see them all at http://www.crackle.com/signature

I hope you all are having a great summer and don't go anywhere, I promise to be back with new posts very shortly!

See ya,
Marc

P.S. Here are two of my favorite episodes so far:
Teaching the elderly how to find their power animals - http://crackle.com/c/Signature_Series#id=2326278&ml=o%3D12%26fpl%3D302599%26fx%3D
Anonymous Semi-Nudist Colony - http://crackle.com/c/Signature_Series#id=2331576&ml=o%3D12%26fpl%3D302599%26fx%3D

P.S.S I think this counts as the "World's Largest Virtual Signature."

Question 288

What's the strangest knick knack you own?

Question 287

What's the most ridiculuos thing in your fridge right now?

Question 286

What is your most reoccuring thought?

Question 285

What best represents the future?

Question 284

What was the last bit of advice you gave out?

Question 283

What was the last free thing you received or took?

Question 282

What is your DJ name?

Question 281

What is the last thing you physically wrote?

Question 280

Who would be your voice for your autobiography on tape?

Question 279

What's something you laughed at today?

Question 278

What was the last thing that punctured your skin?

Action 277

What two numbers do you think look best together?

Action 276

What's so weird about Weird Al Yankovic!

Action 275

Would you rather be a fully mature Maple tree or a large patch of poison ivy?

Action 274

What would it take for you to buy sushi on a nude beach from a nude man selling it from a fanny pack?

Action 273

Finally we all know America is in a recession. So I came up with some ways to jump-start the American economy. Which do you think will work the best?

A) Lower interest rates while simultaneously cutting taxes.
B) Sell Nebraska and Iowa to Russia.
C) Start an enormous British pound counterfeit and laundering facility in a secret location in the middle of the country.
D) Sell all of our cats to china.
Or E) Buy Canada on an illegal bid on eBay and sell it to New Zealand at "half-price."

If you think none of these will work, please recommend your own economic jump-start method.

Action 272

What was the last thing you returned?

Action 271

What was the first concert you attended?

Action 270

If there were no repercussions, how many of your friends would you have sex with?

Action 269

If you were a ghost, who would you haunt?

Action 268

If you were a lumberjack, what would be the name of your saw?

Action 267

Should serving bad mayonnaise at a restaurant be considered a misdemeanor?

Action 266

Would you date yourself?

Action 265

What do you find interesting at this very moment?

Action 264

What would you do if you woke up and found out that you had been transformed into a famous sportscaster while you were sleeping?

Action 263

When do you question yourself most?

Action 262

What's a recent weakness of yours?

Action 261

Which state best represents America?

Action 260

What's that noise?

Action 259

If you could have an eleventh finger, where would you put it?

Action 258

What was the last thing you loaned out and never got back?

Action 257

What one thing do you wear the most?

Action 256

When was the last time you used a pay phone?

Action 255

Let's create a story together. Only read what the person before you wrote, then add to that. After you've made your contribution, then feel free to read it from the beggining. It's like exquisite corpse.

Action 254

Go and clap for someone doing some mundane task around you. Just cheer em on! For example, that lady over there getting her coffee, stand up and give her a personal round of applause and maybe a handshake. What happened? How'd that feel?

I know this one is not for everyone, but give it a try.